“Bet you can’t even eat one”

After yesterday’s post on the ever more elaborate junk food snacks being concocted by American manufacturers, I came across this typically barbed piece in The Onion: Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

“The presence of trans-fats and saturated oils is avoided by employing a cooking process ‘strikingly similar to the method used to create particle board.’ Serving suggestions that will be printed on the packaging include ‘definitely not adding any salt or seasoning, because then you might die’.”

Marvellous. Mind you, I’d nearly prefer a Sproutio to an Aztec Chocolate Kettle Chip.

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